Sex after surgery

[handyjack]

A recent article in the Daily Post reported that a man Mr R Deer has sued his local hospital saying that after his wife had surgery there she had lost all interest in sex.

A hospital spokesman replied:

Mrs Deer was admitted for cataract surgery. All we did was correct her eyesight.

 

[EFLImpudence]

No. The wife had sued because he had lost interest after he had surgery.

 

[planenut]

As in the couple who asked how soon they could have sex after she gave birth, and they were told that would depend on whether she was in a shared or private ward.

 

[bernardgreen]

Asked if he objected to sex before marriage the vicar said he didn't as long as the couple had had a shower before arriving at his church.