Bloke wakes up in hospital, with dressings on his nether region.
Having no recollection of events, he lifts the corner of the bandages, and is horrified to see that his tackle is gone!
At that moment, the consultant walks in.
"Ahh, by the look on your face, you've gathered what's happened to you. Result of an accident."
The consultant then went on to reassure the distraught patient that he was actually rather lucky, as this was the only hospital in the country to offer todger transplants and, as luck would have it, they had three viable organs in the hospital fridge, ready to go.
The only issue was one of cost: as the operation was not on the NHS, he'd have to pay.
"The three options available to you are an English one, at £2k; a Scottish one, at £3k; and an east-African one, at £5k."
The patient said that, in financial matters, he'd have to discuss it with his wife, who was in the relative's room.
"I'll send her in, and give you ten minutes to discuss it then," said the consultant.
Ten minutes later, the consultant returned.
"So; what have you decided?"
"We're having a new kitchen!"
Having no recollection of events, he lifts the corner of the bandages, and is horrified to see that his tackle is gone!
At that moment, the consultant walks in.
"Ahh, by the look on your face, you've gathered what's happened to you. Result of an accident."
The consultant then went on to reassure the distraught patient that he was actually rather lucky, as this was the only hospital in the country to offer todger transplants and, as luck would have it, they had three viable organs in the hospital fridge, ready to go.
The only issue was one of cost: as the operation was not on the NHS, he'd have to pay.
"The three options available to you are an English one, at £2k; a Scottish one, at £3k; and an east-African one, at £5k."
The patient said that, in financial matters, he'd have to discuss it with his wife, who was in the relative's room.
"I'll send her in, and give you ten minutes to discuss it then," said the consultant.
Ten minutes later, the consultant returned.
"So; what have you decided?"
"We're having a new kitchen!"