Smoking ban in pubs - date announced at last!

[markie]

But can you/me still smoke/DRINK in them.

oops.. forgot about drink,

PS and can you still eye up the candy, not the out of date stuff.

 

[Moz]

out of date stuff

hey marra .... Dont mock that ... these young uns ... may appear wonderful /playboy ...eyecandy .....
but in the sack

but the mature lass .........OH My ....WONDERBAR !!!!

 

[gcol]

hows them balls ?

are you firing blanks yet ?

an if your missus has regrets an wants another one, tell your missus not to use my old mobie number as I have a new phone now ...

Helped my dad shift a grandfather clock on Wednesday from one of his customer's houses. Woke up on Thursday with my balls aching very badly - still are. Not a happy bunny.

Missus would have another tomorrow, but not me. I'll pass on your message about using the new number. Thanks Moz.... you're a pal!

 

[Moz]

gcol
your a star ...... an well enough ....!!!

Good lad

 

[markie]

you's talk some *******s, oops wrong word.

 

[Moz]

markie

from what I know as FACT ...

your missus dont allow you posting after 12 ....

I hope shes in coma /dead cos ..........(bad joke )
shes darling an dont mess with her ...to good for you .....

 

[markie]

you never close your eye's any-more when i kiss your lips, but baby...baby... i've got that loveing feeling ooo that loveing feeling...

 

[Moz]

#Rattling them back doors IN#

we had em an the nieghbours ... the guest an the padre

they all had a go an thrust frorward ...

well done... helping erect ....;