Softwood

[Thermo]

this parrot is deceased, brown bread, departed this mortal coil, pushing up the daisies (hardwood or softwood?)...its nailed to the bloody pearch!

 

[noseall]

........teak, mahogany or pine?

Basil Fawlty's response, when sarcastically responding to a picky guests request for breakfast items.

the puzzled guest said 'what'?

'your breakfast tray sir. would you like it made from teak, mahogany or pine'?

timeless.

 

[anobium]

Do you know what really gets me, when some shop advertises its products as "real pine"
I always thought there was pitch pine , clear columbian , parana pine, scots pine, etc etc , but I have never heard of real pine.
Pine is pine innit, if its not it ain't
I suppose its just another way of conning Joe public

 

[oilman]

I've seen some stuff marked as pine, but I'm sure it's something else, unless it's a strange species I don't know of.