something weird

[keyplayer]

if that scruffy mutt was on my bed it would get a whack with my slipper

Lol, but only after he'd fetched it for you.

 

[Moz]

keyplayer
of course an as it dropped it an then jumped on the bed ,cocky like ...an grinning .... WWWWHHHHACKKKK ..lol

 

[Richardp]

keyplayer
of course an as it dropped it an then jumped on the bed ,cocky like ...an grinning .... WWWWHHHHACKKKK ..lol

and then that electic collar ZZzzzzzap!

 

[Brightness]

Oh yeah and of course, when you got into bed in the night your missus would be waiting for you with an electric cattle prod........

 

[Moz]

Richardp
then WHACK it again for peeing in terror ...lol



Brightness
if it was an anal probe , yeppers ..lol

an what a mighty fine erection there would be too ..lol

 

[Brightness]

Nah it would be a BIG probe with a branding iron on the end of it - that'd put paid to any ideas of unbridled passion