Toilets you wanna try the ones on the car booty,
SMELL god i would rather pee in the field,
and talk about embarrassing if yea bin on the booze all night and up at 6 you might think a couple of bad gut tablets would do the trick, half way round the booty and yea wanna go.....
Yea rush round playing marbles with yea ass and yea see the green or blue porto loo,s great yea think yea get there and there is a que a mile long, every ones turning blue holding.
Anyway finally its my turn i get in i turn around and all the que are looking at me i close the door, arrrrrrrrrrr and then splash,my porto shuddered
and the stink god i had to stay there a while it was embarrassing.
I opened the door and made my escape with everyone pointing and smirking thats the last time i go to a car booty.