Speed Limits

[megawatt]

They don't bother me directly I just believe that we would benefit from more police officers and less cameras.

 

[snico]

They don't bother me directly I just believe that we would benefit from more police officers and less cameras.

Sorry it wasnt directed at you, just people in general

 

[megawatt]

No problem.

 

[tim west]

My missus hates them, she says they never give you a chance to make sure you're looking your best before they take your picture.

 

[megawatt]

Can't she put her face on between the two flashes then?

 

[tim west]

You havnt seen her face have you

 

[megawatt]

No, I wasn't looking at her face though to be honest

 

[snico]

I'm a traffic officer and the amount of people we stop for putting lippy or eye liner on is quite high

Oh and please dont slater me

 

[megawatt]

I must admit that I've NEVER been stopped for putting lippy or eye liner on ... I do it before I leave the house

 

[tim west]

Here she is in all her loveliness

 

[megawatt]

I've seen dead people on better form

 

[snico]

Have you been visiting my missus' facebook?

 

[megawatt]

Looks like she's suffering from Ed Zachary disease to me.

 

[tim west]

Looks like she's suffering from Ed Zachary disease to me.

she looks better with make up on

 

[megawatt]

Tim's wife was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time.

She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist. Her doctor recommended that she see Dr. Chang, the well-known Chinese sex therapist, so she went to see him.

Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all you crose." The woman did as she was told. "Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odder side of room." Again, the woman did as she was instructed. Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me." So she did.

Dr. Chang shook his head slowly and said, "Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates."

Worried, the woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?"

Dr. Chang looked the woman in the eye and replied, "Ed Zachary Disease is when your face rook Ed Zachary rike your ass."