Stanley Johnson's eyes have been extensively tested...

[Mottie]

Friends of ours have been too frightened to visit their holiday let in Rock to get it ready for the summer season in case they get stopped en route. I’ve told them it’s allowed but they are just chicken **** about going.

 

[Doug99]

https://www.google.com/search?q=gre...e..69i57j0.18282j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

He's not travelling as a tourist, but as a business owner preparing his properties for CV19 social distancing regulations when tourists are permitted to travel.

 

[Mottie]

Good for him. Showing some responsibility and care for others.

 

[EFLImpudence]

He's not travelling as a tourist, but as a business owner preparing his properties for CV19 social distancing regulations when tourists are permitted to travel.

Of course he is. He will probably do some plumbing as well while he is there.

CLICK

 

[crystal ball]

Surely he must have a local(s) looking after the place, can they not get it ready?

 

[EFLImpudence]

Precisely.

I hear the Duke of Westminster was out buying wallpaper this morning.

 

[motorbiking]

A lot of people don't want to risk it. We have a great cleaner and turnaround person who doesn't want to do it any more because they worry about being infected. They see the news and press a don't really understand the risks.

 

[crystal ball]

Plenty of cleaners working in schools etc, more than ever TBH

 

[motorbiking]

TBH - we don't mind doing it, as Mrs motorbiking is picky. Between us we can turn it all around in under 3 hours per place. We've done our Covid Cleaner training

 

[crystal ball]

I bet you don't fly to Greece via Bulgaria to do it

 

[motorbiking]

I usually spend 3-4 months out there, not this year

 

[crystal ball]

We should have been to Portugal, then Turkey in September, saved a packet though

 

[motorbiking]

Turkey made the cut - why cancel September?

 

[crystal ball]

Was going to book in March but decided against, Portugal has been moved to November so a bit close together now

 

[Brigadier]

They see the news and press a don't really understand the risks.

Quite.
Like the woman in Aldi (fondling each and every identical jar of identical honey), who clearly thought that my passing her turned back at less than two metres was the imposition of a death sentence, yet her trying to engage me in a face-to-face row about it was perfectly safe.....

Dumb as fook