Swine fever

[mark vincent]

Wife says "i want you to go for a swine fever test" hubby protests "but i have never been to mexico" wife says "i know but you have been with some pigs in your time".

 

[Diyisfun]

Just called the swine centre help line all I got was crackling

 

[Roofer]

I phoned NHS Direct and they sent me to the chemist for some oinkment

 

[dave.m]

Doctor told me to watch out for rashers.

 

[Soggy_weetabix]

Once again....

Me and Mrs W. went to get fuel earlier. Mrs W freaked out. I had to explain it was Texaco, not Mexico.

 

[Shytalkz]

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• Shytalkz
• 30 Apr 2009
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[Blasphemous]

I'm piggin sick of hearing about this.

 

[ellal]

Alex Ferguson is relieved to hear the latest outbreak has it's origins in pigs...

He misread the first reports as 'wine flu'

 

[tim west]

just come back from a holiday in mexico, bit of a pig sty if you ask me

 

[Blasphemous]

just come back from a holiday in mexico, bit of a pig sty if you ask me

A humours factual post.

 

[tim west]

Actual fact is its not the mexicans who are responsible for the swine flu outbreak its the Danishhhh.