the beautifull belgian brew they call STELLA ARTFART.

AdamW said:
jasy said:
turns Claire Short into a page 3 bird after 3 pints!! :LOL:

Page 3 of this book, methinks?

Harsh, but I make no apology! :eek:

Adam...i am seriously considering of registering you for professional help. Where do you get these web sites from :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
 
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I would love some professional help... What kind of professionals could you get to help me? :LOL:
 
pipme said:
Eddie M said:
......Apparently Bristol is now in the unitary authority of Bristol not South Gloustershire. ..............

Unfortunately the people using the word 'gert' are not recently born ... So would have come from Saff Gloshire ... We, on the west soil know the boundaries, never mind the seat polishers wasting time and money with Avon, BANEs (they hate that themselves, saw a note forbidding use of BANEs by Bath & North Somerset Council employees ... guess why ?)
North somerset and of course Somerset ... Waste of time and energy more pointless paperwork by pointless people (partying, while my bins are not emptied, holiday or not .. and I'll be shoring up their pensions with increased council tax next year !!)
A taste of private ownership throughout would sort that lot !!
If I must have a cra p service then let them have cr ap jobs !!
P

You sou' westerly's a bitter and twisted lot :LOL:
 
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Can you blame us ? Look at the 'kin mess you lot have made of the whole place after we fought for it .. and thought we had won !!
P
 
pipme said:
Can you blame us ? Look at the 'kin mess you lot have made of the whole place after we fought for it .. and thought we had won !!
P

You lot ? Which lot?
 
Never knew ol' Bristle had a townie/student rivalry going on ;)
 
AdamW said:
Never knew ol' Bristle had a townie/student rivalry going on ;)

Bloody 'ell you're joking are'nt you. Brissels hate students.
 
AdamW said:
ninebob said:
I drink cider by choice,

You should attend the odd CAMRA night hither and thither... I am not a cider lover myself (I love the zoider, but it never loved me back!) but my cider/perry-loving friends always have a good night at beer-festivals.

Get yerself down Zummerzet way, gert few real zoiderhouses left!

love the west country accent...zoider lol :LOL: .do the boozers have loads of different brands of the stuff?i have never been a fan of cider.i usded to drink snake bite(cider+lager...for those who dont know) the odd time when i was out;proper knock out juice.the local pub(samuel smiths) actually put a ban on selling it over the bar(seriously) because of the fun which broke out at the end of the night(no more discos too :eek: ).think it would be great to have a cider/stella crossbreed....maybe..zoiderella :LOL: :LOL: whats the strongest zoider down your way cause the missus is a bit partial(only get woodpecker+strongbow)up in sheffield ;)
 
.......In 878, Alfred rallied men from Somerset, and Wiltshire and again defeated the Danes. The Danes made peace and Guthrum, the Danish king, was baptised with Alfred as his godfather. By 886, King Alfred had freed London from Danish occupation

;)
 
sr72 said:
zoiderella :LOL:

At my student union (London, not Bristol) they did a scrumpy called "Old Rosie", was about 9%. Evil stuff, drank several pints of it once and was chucking up the remainder of the weekend!

One night a barman at the union was serving a young lady I was seeing, and in his (failed) attempt to impress her came up with an unholy concoction... so evil, so taboo... so, so WRONG, yet so, so GOOD.

Snakebite and black, made with half a pint of Old Rosie, half a pint of that Elephant Brew beer (8% or thereabouts), plus a shot of blackcurrant. I suppose he could have used Cassis, but that would have been rough.

It tasted just like any other snakebite and black, but it did what it did far more quickly owing to its double strength! :eek:

As I recall, around 1998 lots of pubs wouldn't serve snakebite and black, claiming it was illegal. But lots of other pubs did, and still do. Must have been one of these urban legends, that a lot of barstaff/managers heard and assumed to be true. Either that or they just didn't like the people who drank it! I never figured out how a blend of three perfectly legal drinks would then become illegal :confused:
 
AdamW said:
sr72 said:
zoiderella :LOL:

At my student union (London, not Bristol) they did a scrumpy called "Old Rosie", was about 9%. Evil stuff, drank several pints of it once and was chucking up the remainder of the weekend!

One night a barman at the union was serving a young lady I was seeing, and in his (failed) attempt to impress her came up with an unholy concoction... so evil, so taboo... so, so WRONG, yet so, so GOOD.

Snakebite and black, made with half a pint of Old Rosie, half a pint of that Elephant Brew beer (8% or thereabouts), plus a shot of blackcurrant. I suppose he could have used Cassis, but that would have been rough.

It tasted just like any other snakebite and black, but it did what it did far more quickly owing to its double strength! :eek:

As I recall, around 1998 lots of pubs wouldn't serve snakebite and black, claiming it was illegal. But lots of other pubs did, and still do. Must have been one of these urban legends, that a lot of barstaff/managers heard and assumed to be true. Either that or they just didn't like the people who drank it! I never figured out how a blend of three perfectly legal drinks would then become illegal :confused:

Nah, green monsters were the thing.

1/2 Pint Merrydown Gold
1/2 pint of Carlesberg special brew
2 shots of Blue Curacao.

Utterly revolting, used to precipitate as well :eek:

Got one monster p1ssed though :LOL:
 
Isn't Blue Curacao that orange-flavoured stuff? Sounds like a b*stard of a drink!

Although for sheer "what did that do to his brain?!" might I suggest a Wild Mule. Similar to a Russian Mule, but you replace the vodka with absinth. It has all the "why do the walls feel squidgy" goodness of absinth, without the "is this drink earwax flavoured or what?" taste. :LOL:
 
Oh, I've just remembered another one, that many of you will have the ingredients for now.

Take a double measure of port (100ml), in a pint glass, and top up with one of those Blue WKDs. Tastes absolutely gorgeous, but costs a bomb in the pub!
 
Or Guinness and cider politely called scum at our union.

or it's very posh alternative Guinness and champagne (Black velvet)

or even red giants, but I along with everyone else that's had one can't remember the ingredients :D
 
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