The last word....

[Alastairreid]

keep ahead of the game

 

[Shutpa]

She said she was game so I shot her.

 

[conny]

Her boyfriend didn't like that.

 

[Shytalkz]

That was what he wanted people to believe, but really, he was ambivalent.

 

[Shutpa]

I have mixed feelings about the use of the word ambivalent here.

 

[Shytalkz]

So what have we got here, then?

 

[Shutpa]

So what have we got here, then?

Do you mean "what do we have here then (past tense), or what do we have here now (present tense)?

 

[tim west]

I like to go camping in tense

 

[Shytalkz]

"Don't tense up" he said, as his hand moved up her thigh...

 

[Johnmelad]

After much searching I found her thigh at the top of her leg?

 

[Shutpa]

Then her husband came and he had to leg it.

 

[Trazor]

It became apparent, when she said "heavens above", it should not have taken too literally.

 

[Blasphemous]

And I'd literally just got me kegs off!

 

[Shutpa]

Blasphemous takes his beer barrels off when he retires.

 

[Blasphemous]

When I retire I throw my kegs at the wall, if they fall off I wear them the next day, if they stick, time for a fresh pair!