The Perfect, er, Thingy

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I know, it's a family forum, but I'll be suitably circumspect.

Lisa Rogers has discovered that many women are having a redesign of the habidashery that hangs at the window of their lady gardens. Furthermore, a great many more have never have looked at what lies beneath their own, um, shrubbery.

So I have a question, aimed primarily at women forum members.

Whilst I have the utmost sympathy for all of you who feel emotionally imprisoned by our unforgivingly materialistic 'civilisation', I struggle to believe that the problem is widespread. This isn't just because men are the precise opposite, i.e. taking any spare moment to objectively admire the contents of our toolboxes, but, in view of the countless oceans of time that every woman spends alone in the bathroom, how come it's never occurred to some of you to have a quick look?
 
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Yes OK, I couldn't resist that one, but some silent chuckling would help reduce the chance of this topic being locked/deleted before an answer pops out.
 
The Yin and Yang of Women and Men!... I mean, I watched some of the show you refer to Softus. Lisa introduced these women all of whom wanted the 'perfect thingy'! Whatever 'perfect' means! We were shown some of them having bits removed from their nether regions to make things look 'tidier', 'neater', smaller even and yet blokes are always going on about the size of their bits whether they have something to brag about or not!

It obviously had a profound effect on you though Softus... getting your 'excess skin' removed!!! :eek:

Softus said:
I'll be suitably circumspect.
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:D
 
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It isn't supposed to be a sad conversation. Whilst my question was light-hearted, the underlying subject is a serious one.
 
Softus said:
habidashery that hangs at the window of their lady gardens.
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Hats off to you on this one, great line.

I too caught part of the program you so eloquently refer to and felt tha it was so sad that girls so young felt this kind of pressure.

It is perhaps a continuation of the pressure girls feel when looking at the airbrushed picture of ladies in the glossys and aspiring to achieve this impossible perfection. With the gradual and continued erosion of our sensitivities, the ease of viewing of graphic adult material, often produced by men for men, is it now that women feel that this high level of grooming is the expected norm.

Or perhaps it is a natural change in tastes. Look at pictures from the 60s, 70s and 80s and how the topiary has changed.
 
I caught a bit of it, and was sad that the girl I saw seemed to have been misled by herself and others who seemed unfamiliar with the body of an adult woman, and thought the correct look was that of a child :eek:
 
Er, that should have been haberdashery, naturally.

I was tired. :oops:
 
Perhaps unsurprisingly, I have not seen said programme, and can only guess at what you're talking about!

But if I have even remotely the right end of the stick, surely men "look after" that area as well? Or at least they mow the lawn once in a while so it doesn't become too overgrown?
 
ninebob said:
Perhaps unsurprisingly, I have not seen said programme, and can only guess at what you're talking about!
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We're talking about surgery - cutting flesh off bits of the organs to look "neater" :(
 
I've not seen this programme either but I'm not against people of either sex enhancing their physical appearance with modern techniques, however they so choose.

I have better things to spend money on, but each to their own. Just to answer the original question, I'm sure you'll find plenty of women who look over what they've got on a regular basis. I do.

I did once know a man who got circumcised at age 30 and I wondered why on earth he bothered, it seemed unnecessary to me. He could hardly walk for a week.
 
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