The REAL problem with the economy.

[imamartian]

Methinks someone is telling porkies

and what do you think I am telling prokies about?

btw, just handed in a tesco application form, ffs I went to all that trouble to get my sister to do the psycometric bit and there was a right gormless looking cow at the customer services desk.

I can't remember if I said Thank you, not that she would have noticed.

Being 3/10ths of a millionnaire! So, you've got £300,000 then have you or is my maths up the creek

I did'nt say I got £300,000 cash, I said I am 3/10ths to being a millionaire, in asset form.

How old are you? what sex are you (any chest pains recently?) and will you marry me?

Lotds of love GD (gold digga!) xx

 

[Gasman28]

So let's get this clear,

I do not envisage a life on benefits I remain optimistic, and will never give up.

All credit to you, it's not easy out there

The reason I am on Jsa, is this, the company I use to work for, a home automation and control systes company in which I was a sales co-ordinator and on a very high salary, had no choice but to close, due to the recession and because builders and developers were not buying and they were making no money, also biggest developer stopped building.

So you had lot's of money then - maybe put away for a rainy day?

I was given redundancy package, after a few months of not working and I decided to go to the job centre, as my previous career was niche to say the least, to my astonishment they were prepared to pay me 64 quid a week, and council tax relief, to which no one would say no.
Home automation and controls niche?

So, in a nutshell, you HAD a highly paid job in Home Automation and sold things - you stated you earned good money, but :
a) couldn't afford to get married
b) couldn't afford a shave

You posted on the Plumbing forum some time ago about your tennant and a Magnaclean - are you still earning money out of it?

You also stated on a different thread that you were going back home, then returning with a different ID- people like you need shafting with the rough end of a Pineapple.
Go back home please and don't return, you are another waste on our society.[/u]

 

[lifesagasman]

the rough end of a pineapple??

 

[Karinska]

Methinks someone is telling porkies

and what do you think I am telling prokies about?

btw, just handed in a tesco application form, ffs I went to all that trouble to get my sister to do the psycometric bit and there was a right gormless looking cow at the customer services desk.

I can't remember if I said Thank you, not that she would have noticed.

Being 3/10ths of a millionnaire! So, you've got £300,000 then have you or is my maths up the creek

I did'nt say I got £300,000 cash, I said I am 3/10ths to being a millionaire, in asset form.

How old are you? what sex are you (any chest pains recently?) and will you marry me?

Lotds of love GD (gold digga!) xx

Als is 29 and a half and male. You'd have to be pretty damn sexy to out-sexy his arranged marriage wife (apparently)

 

[imamartian]

Methinks someone is telling porkies

and what do you think I am telling prokies about?

btw, just handed in a tesco application form, ffs I went to all that trouble to get my sister to do the psycometric bit and there was a right gormless looking cow at the customer services desk.

I can't remember if I said Thank you, not that she would have noticed.

Being 3/10ths of a millionnaire! So, you've got £300,000 then have you or is my maths up the creek

I did'nt say I got £300,000 cash, I said I am 3/10ths to being a millionaire, in asset form.

How old are you? what sex are you (any chest pains recently?) and will you marry me?

Lotds of love GD (gold digga!) xx

Als is 29 and a half and male. You'd have to be pretty damn sexy to out-sexy his arranged marriage wife (apparently)

i'm pretty damn sexy... and half male and half Martian....

 

[lifesagasman]

try and convince dex...

 

[Gasman28]

Als is 29 and a half and male. You'd have to be pretty damn sexy to out-sexy his arranged marriage wife (apparently)

Would this be in OUR country, or back home in Bangladesh?
When he returns with his new wife and identity, will he bring back more relations that can't speak English and want the Government to help out?
Yes Sir, where would you like to live and what colour Datsun would you like?

 

[lifesagasman]

als, got to hand it to you, you're a cheeky s*d.....!

 

[skitzee2k]

The prosecution rests your honour.

 

[alsheating]

Oh well, what can I say, swings and roundabouts....life is a mish mash....for now anyway.

 

[alsheating]

The prosecution rests your honour.

I don't mind about that one really, I never wanted to work in social care or finance.

 

[joinerjohn]

6 more months and the benefits system will have paid off two 3rds of my santander loan.

I don't actually get to see any of my benefit all £256 a month of it, as it all goes to pay my loan and bills.

How I survive for food and stuff is a miracle, from Allah, and I am living proof he exists.

I thought that towel-heads were forbidden by their 'religion' to borrow money and pay interest?

They are WhiteSpirit,,,, That's why they have Sharia Mortgages and Sharia banking.
Next thing you know, they'll be calling for Sharia Law !!!
Ohh guess what, they already are. There's a surprise.


Quote ""How I survive for food and stuff is a miracle, from Allah, and I am living proof he exists""

Nah Als, it's proof that your getting too much from the government.

 

[alsheating]

6 more months and the benefits system will have paid off two 3rds of my santander loan.

I don't actually get to see any of my benefit all £256 a month of it, as it all goes to pay my loan and bills.

How I survive for food and stuff is a miracle, from Allah, and I am living proof he exists.

I thought that towel-heads were forbidden by their 'religion' to borrow money and pay interest?

They are WhiteSpirit,,,, That's why they have Sharia Mortgages and Sharia banking.
Next thing you know, they'll be calling for Sharia Law !!!
Ohh guess what, they already are. There's a surprise.


Quote ""How I survive for food and stuff is a miracle, from Allah, and I am living proof he exists""

Nah Als, it's proof that your getting too much from the government.

In your opinion somehow I am getting more than everyone else from the JC, money which I have said time and time before I do not get to spend personally as it all goes out on bill's etc, I dont even get to spend 2.50 on a sarnie, so how I survive is a miracle from Allah...btw I have put on weight apparently so I must be eating well.

 

[lifesagasman]

sorry, imamamamamamamamartian, he's fat, not sexy

 

[Nige F]

Read this about the Chinese work ethic....

! Now you know why it`s called the Yuk Fu manuflactuling co. rimited