Poor deal SS ...
There seems no answer. ... unless one earns the reputation of being a 'nutter' and all that entails.
Can I pose a question ? What if he came, by a sheer fluke, to live next door to you ? What would you, myself -- or any other reading this, honestly do, given the circumstances ?
This is certainly, within this free country, not probable but a possibility, thank god !!
Just thought -- 'sawn off xmas tree' just produced, 'beats' a baseball bat anyday !!
Get the drift ?
"Your honour, he hit the intruder with a baseball bat, obviously bought for the purpose, given that no baseball played, ever"
As opposed to "..Was so scared he swatted the intruder with a part of a tree, left over from Christmas .. we all celebrate Christmas, do we not ?"