The Worst Taste

[keyplayer]

dunno if anyone else has experienced this, me mam buys bagged salad sometimes. SOMETHING in there tastes foul. i once thought it to be the red lettuce, but it isn't. It almost tastes like soil (whatever that tastes like, imagine the smell of soil). But its a very strong taste and lingers for the rest of the evening. And it wasnt just once time, every time she buys the stuff theres something that tastes foul, makes me gag.

anyone?

Yes. Sounds like your mother thinks it's time you stood on your own two feet. And not before time lol. Does your salad taste a bit like her underpants?

 

[markie]

thrush

What the hell does thrush taste like ?

gcol i've never tried ear wax, how come you have.

 

[Steve]

thrush

What the hell does thrush taste like ?

. . . . i was about to say the same thing about . . . .

mother <. . .> Does your salad taste a bit like her underpants?

Think keyplayer's got a screw loose. Maybe he ran over it on his motorbike. Checked your tyres recently keyplayer?

 

[notb665]

thrush

What the hell does thrush taste like ?

A bit like chicken or other bird-meat?

 

[JohnD]

Worse than sparrow, bit like blackbird.

 

[Steve]

Worse than sparrow, bit like blackbird.

OHHH!!! THAT thrush!

 

[markie]

Worse than sparrow, bit like blackbird.

I knew that was going to be your reply.

 

[notb665]

Worse than sparrow, bit like blackbird.

I knew that was going to be your reply.

It goes nice with natural yogurt, or something.

 

[markie]

Whats the something ?

 

[keyplayer]

mother <. . .> Does your salad taste a bit like her underpants?

Think keyplayer's got a screw loose. Maybe he ran over it on his motorbike. Checked your tyres recently keyplayer?

Lol, lol, the irony astonishes even me. This morning I awoke to a puncture in my van. Yes a screw in the tyre. Apparently loose as it wasn't holding pressure. You gotta laugh haven't you? lol. I couldn't (in spite of my bravado) be bothered to fix it so NTS plugged it for £11.50. lol lol . I still wouldn't enjoy your maternal underpants though crafty, lol lol lol.....

 

[JohnD]

It goes nice with natural yogurt, or something.

Yoghurt is supposed to be good for a sick cat that has been catching birds.

 

[Richardp]

I've also heard that if you jam a cats head into a yogurt carton it can't catch birds too well

 

[JohnD]

I was thinking more of a poorly puss y with thrush.

 

[noseall]

i was working in london and digging out in the house we were working on

we got to a stage where the water main needed re- routing and the water had to be turned off for the weekend.

we go out on the lash, get hammered, have a curry and go back to the digs/building site.....then crash out.

woke at five a.m with an almighty thirst....no water.
nowt in the fridge.
bog cistern empty!
no milkmen about.
local shop shut.

just some sour lumpy warm milk on the side to drink. i did try my best to get back to sleep, but just couldn't stop thinking about a drink.

so i held my breath and drank the lot. not nice.

 

[Nige F]

Seamen.....you don`t want to kiss one after he has been below decks too long And Submariners are vile