to fat to jail

[billyo]

a guy gets off a long prison term, because he is to fat , why not put the fat tw#t on a diet and them put him in nick

 

[Alastairreid]

overweight-obese, incontinent,diabetes, to name but a few of his ailments.

dont think he is long for this earth anyway

 

[billyo]

with his form he wont be missed, only by the cops

 

[Alastairreid]

Quite difficult to imagine the scenario,
a 40stone maniac belting around in a wheelchair swinging a baseball bat around, (or was the wheelchair for the courts benefit?).

 

[JOHNBOY42]

What did he do????

 

[Alastairreid]

he lamped a couple of guys with a baseball bat

 

[noseall]

let us shout from the rooftops, "all ill people can commit crime and expect a reduced sentence"

bravo.

let The Gulag have 'em.

 

[JOHNBOY42]

I am also overweight and cant stand my neighbour..........mmmm ...who was the judge so I can ask for him

 

[tim west]

overweight-obese, incontinent,diabetes, to name but a few of his ailments.

dont think he is long for this earth anyway

Sounds like he won't be long before he needs the toilet

 

[kevplumb]

if its any consolation the majority of people in hartlepool dont think he should have got off light

load of carp to fool the bench IMHO

 

[ellal]

I bet this one wished he had put on a few more pounds before sentencing then...

 

[kevplumb]

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it was only a minor lapse your honour

i used to live there remember