We recently put in planning permission to turn some TPO'd oaks into observation posts with great views of the surrounding neighbourhood. Surrounding trees would be felled.
The observation decks would be constructed from blue plastic with tastefully positioned cameras and speakers to drown out the racket from resident greater horseshoe bats, lesser horseshow bats and soprano pipistrlles. A dartford warbler seen nesting towards the top of the tree would be shot.
Cables for the cameras would be draped across the drive necessitating off-street parking.
Why has the stupid council refused planning permission???
The observation decks would be constructed from blue plastic with tastefully positioned cameras and speakers to drown out the racket from resident greater horseshoe bats, lesser horseshow bats and soprano pipistrlles. A dartford warbler seen nesting towards the top of the tree would be shot.
Cables for the cameras would be draped across the drive necessitating off-street parking.
Why has the stupid council refused planning permission???