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As I sat, strapped in my seat waiting during the countdown, one
thought kept crossing my mind ... every part of this rocket was
supplied by the lowest bidder.
-John Glenn
When the white missionaries came to Africa they had the Bible and we
had the land. They said 'Let us pray.' We closed our eyes.
When we opened them we had the Bible and they had the land.
- Desmond Tutu
America is the only country where a significant proportion of the
population believes that professional wrestling is real but the moon
landing was faked.
- David Letterman
I'm not a paranoid, deranged millionaire. I'm a billionaire.
- Howard Hughes
After the game, the King and the Pawn go into the same box.
- Italian proverb
The only reason they say 'Women and children first'
is to test the strength of the lifeboats.
- Jean Kerr
I've been married to a communist and a fascist, and neither would take
out the garbage.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a
new wife.
- Prince Philip
Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself.
- Harrison Ford
The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree.
- Spike Milligan
Lawyers believe a man is innocent until proven broke.
- Robin Hall
Kill one man and you're a murderer, kill a million
and you're a conqueror.
- Jean Rostand.
Having more money doesn't make you happier.
I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48
million.
- Arnold Schwarzenegger.
We are here on earth to do good unto others. What the others are here
for, I have no idea.
- W. H. Auden
If life were fair, Elvis would still be alive today and all the
impersonators would be dead.
- Johnny Carson
Hollywood must be the only place on earth where you can be fired by a
man wearing a Hawaiian shirt and a baseball cap.
- Steve Martin
Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is.
- Jimmy Durante
America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric.
- Doug Hamwell
If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to
the airport.
- Jonathan Winter
I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.
- Robert Benchley
The weather person is the only person that I know, that can be wrong
99.9 % of the time and still have a job the next day.
-Johnny Carson
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thought kept crossing my mind ... every part of this rocket was
supplied by the lowest bidder.
-John Glenn
When the white missionaries came to Africa they had the Bible and we
had the land. They said 'Let us pray.' We closed our eyes.
When we opened them we had the Bible and they had the land.
- Desmond Tutu
America is the only country where a significant proportion of the
population believes that professional wrestling is real but the moon
landing was faked.
- David Letterman
I'm not a paranoid, deranged millionaire. I'm a billionaire.
- Howard Hughes
After the game, the King and the Pawn go into the same box.
- Italian proverb
The only reason they say 'Women and children first'
is to test the strength of the lifeboats.
- Jean Kerr
I've been married to a communist and a fascist, and neither would take
out the garbage.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a
new wife.
- Prince Philip
Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself.
- Harrison Ford
The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree.
- Spike Milligan
Lawyers believe a man is innocent until proven broke.
- Robin Hall
Kill one man and you're a murderer, kill a million
and you're a conqueror.
- Jean Rostand.
Having more money doesn't make you happier.
I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48
million.
- Arnold Schwarzenegger.
We are here on earth to do good unto others. What the others are here
for, I have no idea.
- W. H. Auden
If life were fair, Elvis would still be alive today and all the
impersonators would be dead.
- Johnny Carson
Hollywood must be the only place on earth where you can be fired by a
man wearing a Hawaiian shirt and a baseball cap.
- Steve Martin
Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is.
- Jimmy Durante
America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric.
- Doug Hamwell
If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to
the airport.
- Jonathan Winter
I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.
- Robert Benchley
The weather person is the only person that I know, that can be wrong
99.9 % of the time and still have a job the next day.
-Johnny Carson
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