I was taken to a "karaoke" bar in back woods China last year. Not the kind of Karaoke bar that we know and love though - basically, you pick your female singing partner from a line-up, partake in drinking games and bad singing, then take your partner back to your room - if you know what I mean 
). Anyway, once I'd find out that my singing partner could potentially be bouncing up and down on the happy pole in the not to distant future, I wimped out. I think the biggest reason was that the girl was comparing my stubble with her hairy lip.
I won't even go into what happened in the gents there!
). Anyway, once I'd find out that my singing partner could potentially be bouncing up and down on the happy pole in the not to distant future, I wimped out. I think the biggest reason was that the girl was comparing my stubble with her hairy lip. I won't even go into what happened in the gents there!
