Undertakers black eye (joke)

[HOGGY952]

Roy, an undertaker, recently came home with a black eye.

"What happened to you?" asked his wife.

"I had a terrible day." replied Roy. "I had to go to a hotel
and pick up a man who had died in his sleep. When I got there,
the manager said they couldn't get him into a body bag because
he had this huge erection. Anyway, I went up and, sure enough,
there was this big naked guy lying on the bed with this huge
erection.

So I grabbed it with both hands and tried to snap it in half.

"I see" said his wife, "that must have been awful, but how did
you get the black eye?"

Roy replied, "wrong room."

 

[Mickymoody]

Nearly funny..

Reminds me of when I was on my hols...Me and my bro had a fall out and he went back to the apartment early. So when I returned I was locked out, so banged on the door, and the maid appeared, she let me in, so I go up to the room, and still didn't have the key, banging on the door, no response. So disturb the maid again; she comes up, and lets me in the room with her master key, opens the door, and presents the room to me, by taking a step inside, and there is my bro completely naked, on top of the bed, in full view of the maid. She beat a hasty retreat.