Very usefull guide (for men!)

[WoodYouLike]

THE HORMONE WARNING:

The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands!

This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!

DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Wow, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's fifty quid.
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate

DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't over-do it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRASAFE: Have some more chocolate.

Pass this on to all men who need a warning.

And remember: Money talks....But Chocolate sings.

 

[noseall]

wow! w.y.l you are a star. a bit of rational thought from an irrational sex

 

[WoodYouLike]

Yes, this was written by a male (I just copied it)

 

[tarren]

.and if she's slimming, where would you like to be buried?

 

[diypeter]

ah but is it plain chocolate or milk or is it just me looking for a cop out

 

[toffee]

well, just to throw a spanner in the works... (like it... DIY ish enough???)
I could pass on chocolate and substitute it for a foot massage.

When Im hormonal... I dont hide it, I am for couple days each month, its not your fault, nor mine... its blo ody nature ( err yuk but true, pun not intended but appropriate)... cant help it ok not ashamed, its not my fault the best option for hubby to make himself scarce!!

Hub and I laugh about this, it causes no serious problems but...

on a serious note, I know I get like this and I hate it guys.
It is horrible,I am irritable, cramped up in pain... not through choice.
I hate the way it makes me feel..

A rub goes a long long way to making it better...

so if chocy doesnt work...

 

[securespark]

How about s*x?

 

[securespark]

Oh blimey!

I didn't mean it like that!!!!

I wasn't offering!

I meant does the s word help with irritability cramps etc....

 

[toffee]

securespark..



exercise is meant to alleviate alot of the pain.
I find that often I do feel like that... but on a practical note, it is not always easy.

It is a difficult time secure... volotile and involves forgiveness on both sides when tempers fray.

But anything that helps with relaxation is good.

(mods... be adult here... this is.)

 

[andyboyo]

My wife has just had our first child!

I bought her a load of magazines when she was in hospital recovering womens own , bella, etc etc .

when I visiited the next day she announced that she was going to be "hormonal" for the next 6 weeks and i would have to put up with her constant demands and iritable mood while her "hormones" sorted themselves out!!

I wonder.....if she hadnt of read it in womens own .......would it have happened at all?

 

[toffee]

congrats andyboyo!

I was very lucky and didnt get post natal blues and I hope that your wife is the same.

 

[splinter]

congrats andyboyo!

I was very lucky and didnt get post natal blues and I hope that your wife is the same.

My partner did and has still does ..................21sodding years later