You stand on your head.
With your right big toe, twist the heating dial clockwise whilst with your left kneecap turn the water dial to face the Vatican.
Quickly turn them both roughly towards Mecha out of respect for the other abrahamic faiths then turn the hot water dial to maximum.
Now.
Turn the heating dial to 12 o'clock and the hot water one to minimum.
Leave for ten minutes whilst you have a cuppa then quickly turn the heating dial back towards somewhere you hold close to your heart.
At this stage we are up to a flow temp of 75.
So what you do now is the same process in reverse, but substitute the Vatican for Gloucester cathedral.
You go back down to 70 degrees again, but never mind.
With your right big toe, twist the heating dial clockwise whilst with your left kneecap turn the water dial to face the Vatican.
Quickly turn them both roughly towards Mecha out of respect for the other abrahamic faiths then turn the hot water dial to maximum.
Now.
Turn the heating dial to 12 o'clock and the hot water one to minimum.
Leave for ten minutes whilst you have a cuppa then quickly turn the heating dial back towards somewhere you hold close to your heart.
At this stage we are up to a flow temp of 75.
So what you do now is the same process in reverse, but substitute the Vatican for Gloucester cathedral.
You go back down to 70 degrees again, but never mind.