Wannabe on "ignore"

[IWalkLikeHimaMartian]

There was an old doggit from Kent
who's youth was wastefully spent.
Now he's on par with the RWR
and his mind is all twisted and bent.


There was an old tranny from Surrey
who thought it was frightfully funny,
but without his bra friend he couldn't defend
his lies, and now he's in slurry.

 

[Doggit]

Mediocre first strophe, but a better 2nd stanza. Keep practicing.

 

[IWalkLikeHimaMartian]

There was a little Portuguese elfi
who couldn't decide for his selfie
Whether he was racist
or maybe he's fascist
So he sought the opinion of the riff-raffi.

 

[IWalkLikeHimaMartian]

Mediocre first strophe, but a better 2nd stanza. Keep practicing.

An opinion on poetry from someone who's grammar is errant.
Irony at its best.

 

[Doggit]

Yes, but I'm dyslexic, so try my best to deal with it.

Much better on the second attempt

 

[Ian H]

There are a load of DIY guys on the net, that have never actually met

I bet you a quid, that if they did

They would bitch and moan, until they went home

They should really have a punch up, while I eat my lunch up

Those crazy guys on the net.

 

[Doggit]

I think you win first prize Ian

 

[Ihavenojob]

I like these poems, especially the short one.
http://www.heretical.com/miscella/mppoetry.html

 

[transam]

I was going to compose a poem to welcome him again back to the forum after his hamburg trip

Dunno if he knows but there are some cheap travel deals to Tehran at the moment ??

 

[Corgigrouch GTi]

Wahabi can sometimes amuse
He keeps all his brains in his shoes
When asked why that was
He replied it's because
Can you post a link to support your baseless accusations?

 

[^woody^]

I enjoyed baiting Crybabbe for a while - oh it always did raise smile.
But it soon got a bit mundane, eventually causing me to refrain.
You see, her limited mental dexterity and frequent low quality response,
Sadly, created no hilarity - and she came across as a bit of a nonce.

With no nouse to give an original reply (or plagiarize something witty on the sly)
Which would have been easy to do, if she only just copied something from Google, Bing or Yahoo.
This really was most odd, for if there is one thing at which she is good
(No, not pleasuring men it seems), but copying stuff in reams.

Yes, this was such of a shock - considering her skill on the venerable Xerox.
One copy or two? A4, A3 or A2?
With mention of condensation and dampness, forum members she tried to impress.
But her tales of relative humidity were soon replaced by humble humility!

Dew points, salts and moisture, always just seemed to confuse her.
So off to Google she would look - and come back with someone else's book!
So reluctantly (for my own sanity), I had to mute her verbal banality.

And my final message to Wannabe, is that you will never ever be funny.
But despite trying as you might, better remember the rules of Copyright.

©Woody 2017

 

[IWalkLikeHimaMartian]

Dunno if he knows but there are some cheap travel deals to Tehran at the moment ??

Ahh, bless. **** end can only imagine that we are all in the same country or even time zone.

I suppose he is unable to see the big picture, having such a narrow view afforded by a small mind.

 

[IWalkLikeHimaMartian]

Wahabi can sometimes amuse
He keeps all his brains in his shoes
When asked why that was
He replied it's because
Can you post a link to support your baseless accusations?

What happened? Did your brain expire after four lines?

 

[IWalkLikeHimaMartian]

I enjoyed baiting Crybabbe for a while - oh it always did raise smile.
But it soon got a bit mundane, eventually causing me to refrain.
You see, her limited mental dexterity and frequent low quality response,
Sadly, created no hilarity - and she came across as a bit of a nonce.

With no nouse to give an original reply (or plagiarize something witty on the sly)
Which would have been easy to do, if she only just copied something from Google, Bing or Yahoo.
This really was most odd, for if there is one thing at which she is good
(No, not pleasuring men it seems), but copying stuff in reams.

Yes, this was such of a shock - considering her skill on the venerable Xerox.
One copy or two? A4, A3 or A2?
With mention of condensation and dampness, forum members she tried to impress.
But her tales of relative humidity were soon replaced by humble humility!

Dew points, salts and moisture, always just seemed to confuse her.
So off to Google she would look - and come back with someone else's book!
So reluctantly (for my own sanity), I had to mute her verbal banality.

And my final message to Wannabe, is that you will never ever be funny.
But despite trying as you might, better remember the rules of Copyright.

©Woody 2017

Not bad for a Home Buyers Report writer. At least you have learned to spell (or use the spellchecker).

Although following the tradition of your trade, so little compliance, so much verbosity, no regularity, no consistency, no continuity, and no dependability.

You do realise that your first line admits to trolling me, when I was offering advice and assistance on a DIY question, in the Building forum?

As for your specific criticism of the comprehension of the subject, when you said:

Dew points, salts and moisture, always just seemed to confuse her.

It is abundantly clear from your original abusive comments that you have no understanding of the subject at all.

How does the house stay warmer when this colder air is let in?
What happens to the 20% extra moisture that the OP lets in?

Why don't you just synthesize all of that into something that is actually readable and understandable by people who are likely to be here on a diy forum, rather than plagarising someone elses stuff?
i.e. what are you on about?

But in all my years of visiting some right mouldy homes, ventilation on its own never works.
"Open the windows/vents" is the standard advice of clueless surveyors and home inspectors. And it is never the correct advice.
The actual cause needs to be determined and dealt with. That cause could be the OP, the building or both.

 

[transam]

goading posts speculating on members families are not welcome