Is that pipe likely, inclined, tending, disposed, apt, predisposed, prone or given to come into contact with a live wire?Totally agree, if you can see that the spoon in not in contact with any wires then you know it is not going to be Live and hence is safe to touch.
When a metal pipe goes through a wall or under the floor it is not possible to see if it is ( or has ) come into contact with a wire.
If not then it is not an exposed-conductive-part. Why do you completely refuse to recognise that?