What are you having for breakfast?

[Mottie]

Long live Lorne sausage.

They could've cooked it first!

 

[Mottie]

Bacon and (what else when there’s a glut of them) tomato in a lightly toasted sourdough bagel.

 

[Stivino]

They could've cooked it first!

I actually cooked it last night. I bought four slices yesterday when I was in Edinburgh. With the amount of lard that came out of it, I could have launched a ship into it. I'm tempted to fry some tatties in it, chips made in lard were the best ever.

 

[ReganAndCarter]

Guessing any shortages of fruit and veg won't be noticed in Scotland.

 

[diy_fun_uk]

Guessing any shortages of fruit and veg won't be noticed in Scotland.

How DARE you, I always make sure I have my 5 a month of fruit and veg!

 

[Brigadier]

How DARE you, I always make sure I have my 5 a month of fruit and veg!

Straight into the bin, but still, five a month

 

[ReganAndCarter]

How DARE you, I always make sure I have my 5 a month of fruit and veg!

Okaaaay, I'll give you that. Technically a bottle of White Lightning and four bags of McCoys does count as fruit and veg.

 

[securespark]

They could offer it cheap to locals. Better than chucking it away.

 

[Mottie]

Shrooms on toast today.

 

[Brigadier]

Wot!?
No toms?!

 

[Mottie]

Wot!?
No toms?!

Sick of 'em!

 

[Mottie]

Egg banjo.

Whoops! I'll just pop my dressing gown in the washing machine before I get dressed…..

 

[Ihavenojob]

Had a bowl of Aldi's own take on Shreddies. Been having the original Shreddies as no own brand ones in store. Originals were about £3.90 a pack, Aldi's 79p a pack. Packs are a similar size. There is a difference, but not that much.

 

[Mottie]

Had a bowl of Aldi's own take on Shreddies. Been having the original Shreddies as no own brand ones in store. Originals were about £3.90 a pack, Aldi's 79p a pack. Packs are a similar size. There is a difference, but not that much.

I like Lidl's version of weetabix. Original weetabix pack of 24 are £3.50. Lidle 'Bixies' are less than £2 for a box of 36 although Mrs Mottie doesn’t like them. We have Sainsbury’s own at £1.75 a box of 24 (although they have been on a price match special of £1.33 for a box for about a month now).

 

[Brigadier]

I have these on my granola: 1 of my 5-a-day, so it says.

I have these too, but they are not.

Genuinely not, or a branding oversight?

Or, is it because they're little sugar bombs?