Watching the Formula E London E-Prix. Nah, can’t get any enthusiasm up, it’s like watching some modified milk floats jostling for position. The commentator can scream and shout all he likes but he's no Murray Walker and he's not building any excitement for me. We need a screaming combustion engine noise not an electric whir. That’s it, 5 minutes, I’ve had enough. Off, off, off.