What have you bought today?

[durhamplumber]

Today I bought a 12inch cucumber...as thick as a horse's .......k

 

[SirGalahad]

Today I bought a 12inch cucumber...as thick as a horse's .......k

I am more concerned you know the thickness of a horse .....k

DP into Bestiality.

 

[durhamplumber]

I am more concerned you know the thickness of a horse .....k

DP into Bestiality.

Man of the world Gal!...Probably sheep down your way

 

[HERTS P&D]

Today I bought a 12inch cucumber...as thick as a horse's .......k

All depends if you are hungry or horny, as this will decide where you put it!



Andy

 

[durhamplumber]

All depends if you are hungry or horny, as this will decide where you put it!



Andy

Exactly...
Thought about "accidently falling on it"" but i am not that bored......Yet!

 

[HERTS P&D]

Yet!

Andy

 

[SirGalahad]

Exactly...
Thought about "accidently falling on it"" but i am not that bored......Yet!

Whoah, the fact the thought has entered your mind.

Now what does DP really stand for?

 

[sodthisforfun]

All depends if you are hungry or horny, as this will decide where you put it!



Andy

If he gets it in the right order, it could be doubly useful?

 

[Brigadier]

Whoah, the fact the thought has entered your mind.

Now what does DP really stand for?

If he fell on something that size, it would enter his mind.

 

[Mottie]

Getting fed up and concerned with hanging about at the checkout till so I’ve signed up for scan & bag at my local Sainsbury. In preparation of my next shop, I’ve just ordered myself a set of trolley bags. Living the dream!

 

[Mottie]

Today I bought a 20mm wood bit and a Drayton TRV4 to replace the head of one that just crumbled the other night. Strange experience at the plumbing shop, they said it was only 'pennies more' to buy the twin pack - valve body, valve head and lockshield valve - that it was to buy the head only. Was only £21 so I bought the pack and will keep the TRV body and lockshield as spares

 

[Notch7]

Getting fed up and concerned with hanging about at the checkout till so I’ve signed up for scan & bag at my local Sainsbury. In preparation of my next shop, I’ve just ordered myself a set of trolley bags. Living the dream!

looks interesting

when is the review coming?

 

[Mottie]

When I’ve Road tested them.

 

[crystal ball]

Queuing at the local supermarket, probably 20 people, someone joined the queue in a carers uniform, she was waved through with a ripple of applause

 

[noseall]

I was bored (yesterday) so I bought a spare handset, two spare batteries and a spare charger (all Dewalt), as my spare in the garage was kaput. I'm a proactive kinda chap.