What have you bought today?

[crystal ball]

A folding 80Kg sack truck, got three storage heaters to dismantle & shift, will save the wifes back a treat

 

[HERTS P&D]

CB, your wife can handle it.

Andy

 

[crystal ball]

Frightening

 

[Mottie]

A mouse pad from Amazon. £4.99. Ordered it this morning and it has just arrived.

 

[HERTS P&D]

Which one did you decide on in the end?

Andy

 

[Mottie]

Which one did you decide on in the end?

Andy

I got one with animal paw prints!

 

[dilalio]

I got one with animal paw prints!

I draw the line at bestiality.

 

[HERTS P&D]

I got one with animal paw prints!

I've got some good pictures of wet cats.

Andy

 

[HERTS P&D]

Some of these cats are bald!

Andy

 

[conny]

A dozen bottles of Doom Bar Zero, a can of corned beef, and some athlete's foot spray.

Why zero? If I'm having a drink I have it to chill out and relax. Just don't understand these non-alcoholic drinks. You may as well drink a pint of sarsaparilla.

 

[dilalio]

Why zero? If I'm having a drink I have it to chill out and relax. Just don't understand these non-alcoholic drinks. You may as well drink a pint of sarsaparilla.

And why eat a vegetarian product that is supposed to represent meat? Never understood that either!

 

[dilalio]

Some of these cats are bald!

Andy

And do you have one with 8 tentacles?

 

[HERTS P&D]

And why eat a vegetarian product that is supposed to represent meat? Never understood that either!

It's a bit like lesbians using vibrators!

Andy

 

[conny]

A Nerrad versa-funnel.

I used to make something similar from a piece of melenex slot insulation to drain gearboxes when repairing electric motors.
Should have patented the idea about 40 years ago.

 

[dilalio]

It's a bit like lesbians using vibrators!

Andy

Or double-enders... Had a lady customer giggle when I suggested she get a double-ended bath!