What Sort Of Vermin Are We Breeding In This Country?

what's wrong with a tent, a thermos of coffee and a baseball bat with 6 inch nails through it?
they could take it in turns to guard the allotment at nights...

they could also run 3 plain wires round the top of the fence, and wire them to a 3 phase supply... if anyone gets electrocuted for touching them, then why were they touching them if they lean into the allotment above head height..?
 
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How to fortify a fence while staying within the law:

Put some seriously thorny plants in it; large, fast-growing climbers that will weave themselves into the fence to form a dense, impenetrable barrier. I'm no gardener but I'm sure the allotment owners will know what to use. As an added deterrent, put some giant hogweed in there too. :evil: :evil: :evil:
 
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