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thatbloke
I woke up one morning in a very famous persons bath tub, there was body's everywhere among the empty bottles, think there might have been an orgy but I'm not sure as I blacked out. I was working in TV at the time so it wasnt really unusual at all.
running out of petrol,right opposite the grand hotel on the 1st tory party confrence since it got blown up.
in a hire double wheel based transit,with 27 drums @25 ltr spirit based woodworm fluid.
within seconds i was surrounded by armed police.escorted to a phone box,and back.bomb squad behind me,marksmen on the roofs,even a bloody frigate out at sea.
ringing my boss up,and hearing him lol LOUDLY.waiting about 45 mins for 3yes 3 work m8s pull up with a gallon of fuel.GREAT.they were crying,SO WAS I BUT IN FEAR.
YEP I DID 5HITE MYSELF.
in a hire double wheel based transit,with 27 drums @25 ltr spirit based woodworm fluid.
within seconds i was surrounded by armed police.escorted to a phone box,and back.bomb squad behind me,marksmen on the roofs,even a bloody frigate out at sea.
ringing my boss up,and hearing him lol LOUDLY.waiting about 45 mins for 3yes 3 work m8s pull up with a gallon of fuel.GREAT.they were crying,SO WAS I BUT IN FEAR.
YEP I DID 5HITE MYSELF.
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