What's The Oldest Joke You Can Remember?

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A guy spots his mate wearing a brand new pair of wellies and sees 'L' on one and 'R' on the other.
"Why is that" he asks
"So I know my left from right" his mate replies.
"Ah, that it explains it then"
"Explains what"?
"Why my girlfriend's knickers have C&A written on them"
 
This was my sisters favourite when she was about 5, way back in the 60's.

Woman goes to the shop and asks for a packet of OMO. (only the oldies will understand).
Shopkeeper. "Is this to wash your clothes in?"
Woman. "No, I'm going to wash my budgie."
Shopkeeper. "Don't be daft love, OMO will kill it!"
Woman. "It's my budgie, I'll wash it the way I want."

A week later the woman goes back into the shop and the shopkeeper asks how her budgie is.
Woman. "It died."
Shopkeeper. " I told you OMO would kill it yer daft beggar."
Woman. "Oh it wasn't the OMO, I think it was the spin drier."

My sister loved that one and every time the rest of us were telling jokes she had to repeat her one and only one.
She still got her leg pulled about it when she was grown up and had kids of her own. LOL
 
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joe-90 said:
The oldest?

Q. Why is a threepenny bit shaped the way it is?

A .So you can get it out of a Jew's hand with a spanner.


My Dad's favourite:

Q. Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?

A. He worked it out with a pencil.
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Who once said I was Aka Joe 90?
 
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