Are you telling no manufacturer has ever given money to Which magazine?
Are you telling me that Which magazine has carried out laboratory tests on domestic boilers?
Yes, and Yes.
It has always been an essential part of the ethos that they never accept advertising, or sponsorship which might affect their impartiality.
I am surprised that you are so ignorant of these facts, when you were so quick to describe the "Which" reports as "worthless" and "meaningless." I was interested to find out the reasons for your sweeping assertions. Perhaps your ignorance played a part.
It produces reports based on its own tests and surveys, and e.g. for car tyres tests carried out in conjunction with similar consumer organisations in other European countries.
I point out this is word of mouth to me but according to someone who was a national account manager (relatively senior) with another boiler manufacturer. Which did used to test boilers, they sent them to Germany for testing, it cost the manufacturer £20,000. The cost of using the Which logo on the product was £10,000 a year. His company did it for one year, was choice for one year but couldn't afford it again.
If that is true then that rather shoots down the impartiality part, then again I might have been lied to; you could write in and ask.
Regarding cars: I'm afraid your analogy isn't accurate. The car dealer sells the car as the manufacturer delivers it after fluids and valeting.
The boiler manufacturer ships the boiler to the merchant who sells it boxed. It is then at the mercy of an installer who may follow the instructions for fitting or may take short cuts in order to keep the price down as he is quoting competitively against others.
The old fluids in the heating system are often not changed, rather like putting the oil from your 25 year old Land Rover into your new BMW.
The installer may have done a 4 year apprenticeship or a 6 week course to become Gas Safe registered and know nothing of the system the boiler is installed into.
Many boilers are now installed under government schemes free of charge to qualifying people. The installer get a very small portion of the grant money, sometimes £150 for a boiler change and looks to do 2 a dayso the incentive is in and out as there is no comeback a few months down the line when things he skipped will show up as boiler faults. The fault will be attributed to the boiler not the installer.
I know our service department carry out a lot of calls to our boiler put in by a big private company. No heating is the fault; when attending we find the wireless room thermostats used have lost signal with the receiver next to the boiler but to the customer all they know is the boiler is heating their radiators. The boiler manufacturer has no control over this.
The customer may not get the car serviced regularly but generally does as his warranty is void if he doesn't. Many boiler manufacturers, depending on what their engineer finds when he visits the installation, will honour a warranty even if the service record is incomplete though this may change soon.
These are only a few points, there are many more.
I personally don't care what you do for a living or whether you are a mod but you are wrong on very many levels in your understanding of the circumstances.