Whilst plastering.

[joe-90]

I sometimes think of daft jokes, play on words sort of thing.

Today's daft duo are:

Taking the driving Test by Willie Pass.

The song voted best ever by coal miners: Procul Harum - A whiter spade of shale.


Oh well. Never mind then.



joe

 

[keyplayer]

So, plastering's not so hard after all then?

 

[johnny_t]

For the record, I invented the idea of calling Lionel Richie "Lionel Rich Tea" and now loads of people use it. Well, some people, occasionally...

I also invented the terms "Ghoulies" and "W*nker", and don't see a penny in royalties.

 

[sparkacus]

And whilst thinking about words - think about those with disabilities, especially in english!! If you suffer from a lisp - try to say the word lisp!
I am sure there are a few others but I can't think of them at the moment

 

[securespark]

Spoonerisms are great!
Especially if you have young kids that laugh at "naughty" words!!

How about "May God line his sh*te upon you!".......

A "shair of poes"

Not forgetting "Binky Stollocks"!!!

 

[WoodYouLike]

Pickled tink!

 

[Nige F]

Natty Sweadgers

 

[johnny_t]

Cupid St.......... Nah - Don't think I'll go there.....

 

[williams89]

Jo 90

My brother said to a bank manager. " I bark at Banklies "

He was trying to say I bank at Barclays.


BE HAPPY

 

[williams89]

How about Cunning stunt

BE HAPPY

 

[williams89]

And Betty Squalucks/////or Muckin funt///boad of lollocks//uking fay arsderd bay
BE HAPPY

 

[empip]

A thgir hcnuc fo stnub !!

 

[johnny_t]

I haven't had a c*** all day, drinkstable !!

 

[JohnD]

When you see a group of senior folk from Barclays or Nat West,
remember that the collective noun for Bankers
is a Wunch.

 

[securespark]

Cupid St.......... Nah - Don't think I'll go there.....

Cupid St Who? St Michael?