Why are some plumbers such a let down ?

[Agile]

Its a fixed price diagnostic fee! NOT an hourly charge!

Why should the OP in Cheshire be interested in my fees?

 

[HERTS P&D]

Its a fixed price diagnostic fee!

Yes sir, your freeze is feked. You will need to buy a new one.
That would be £84 please.

Andy

 

[doitall]

Its a fixed price diagnostic fee!

Yes sir, your freeze is feked. You will need to buy a new one.
That would be £84 please.

Andy

Some you win some you loose.

It should be money first then it's ferked.

 

[Nige F]

We've all turned into appliance engineers now. Andy

I`m an engineer - look for the climate class of the appliance on the rating plate or the instruction book 5 classes - N. SN. ST. T. Fd.. N is minimum abient temp of 16 deg. C through to T which is min. amb. temp. 18 degree C..... Fd it`s ****ed ( I`m a google engineer)

 

[Andy4444]

I love these posts

Some poor bird wants a rad fitted

We 1st accuse her that perhaps they don't want to work for her ............ then we pull apart british banks, and the such like and end the thread on cat Sh*t and ask if her house is full of it

!

I have to admit that I have been sniggering about this for most of the day.... Thanks Marb for the original, and I suspect well-intentioned, post. You have inadvertently provided some much needed entertainment for me....

 

[HERTS P&D]

Before we get any further:

The poster above named 'awowen' can you confirm if you are male or female, also is your kitchen cold enough that you need a radiator in there?

Andy

 

[Andy4444]

Hold on I'll ask the Mrs.....

 

[HERTS P&D]

You still haven't answered the question!

Andy

 

[Andy4444]

Male and No!
My hobbies are football, cricket and Rugby. I support Spurs and I have hazel eyes. I like a bit of cooking and hate cats. GSOH.

Please reply PO Box 3456

 

[HERTS P&D]

I like the bit about 'hazel eyes' tell me more.

 

[Nige F]

" I hail from the flatlands of East Anglia" -- Darkness song .( and indeed , my ancestral home ). Song is called Hazel Eyes Specially for you Andy

 

[marb]

Male and No!
My hobbies are football, cricket and Rugby. I support Spurs and I have hazel eyes. I like a bit of cooking and hate cats. GSOH.

Please reply PO Box 3456

I hate Cricket, Rugby and like cats.

 

[Agile]

I am not very fond of football but have a customer who is mad on it. But we still get on OK if she wears a short skirt!

 

[Andy4444]

and like cats.

Don't tell PVM .....