why are you.............

[Bahco]

I used to LOVE their tools until I had an adjustable spanner seize on me

May change to Bosch but don't want to advertise them

 

[Bambergaspipe]

My Father was James T. Gaspipe. The Dirty Southern Bas*tard called me Bamber... We`ve just had a son, his name is Jack.............his middle name is Meoff..

 

[notb665]

I'm notb665, because I got so tired of all the tedious usernames ending in 666 (Devil) or similar (777), so I thought sometimes I am a bit of a cheeky monkey, I'll be the devil's neighbour, or something. I also get tired of people ending their username with 69, like it's funny or they are dirty or something. I don't even know what it means.

 

[JohnD]

I think you'll find the devil's neighbours live at 664 and 668.

 

[notb665]

Nope, this has been discussed before. Not all streets are numbered like that. And there is a soap opera called "Neighbours" where the whole street is involved, not just three houses, that'd be pretty dull, wouldn't it?

 

[securespark]

I've had a go on a breast pump. Have you?

Er, no. Do you think that's the sort of thing you want to tell the world?

 

[Jesus H. Christ]

what does the 'H' stand for?

That's for me to know and you (if you're good) to eventually find out.

 

[Lupa Monkey]

It's me name

Wasn't feeling particularly imaginative when I joined

 

[noseall]

what does the 'H' stand for?

That's for me to know and you (if you're good) to eventually find out.

Hosanna?

 

[gcol]

Howard
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus_H._Christ

 

[Yes]

Pardon?

 

[JohnD]

Softus, your name is Legion.

Stay away from cliffs and pork pies.

 

[securespark]

Softus, your name is Legion.

Stay away from cliffs and pork pies.

Can I have some of what he's drinking??

 

[JohnD]

Mark 5:9 and Luke 8:30

 

[lvsystems]

L V systems .... Low Voltage Systems
Only work on security fire and access systems so it made sense

Thats before I remembered that it should be SELV ... Safety Extra Low Voltage Systems.
Doh