Why do dogs pea on lamp posts

[BOB.DOLE]

its just one of those things i always wanted to know..

 

[securespark]

Because other dogs do...

 

[notb665]

I take it you mean male dogs - maybe because in-the-wild/when-they-were-wolves they marked their territory and advertised for females by peeing against trees.

 

[BOB.DOLE]

I take it you mean male dogs - maybe because in-the-wild/when-they-were-wolves they marked their territory and advertised for females by peeing against trees.

Ok what about cats? why do they always carp in my front garden.

 

[noodlz]

I take it you mean male dogs - maybe because in-the-wild/when-they-were-wolves they marked their territory and advertised for females by peeing against trees.

Ok what about cats? why do they always carp in my front garden.

They like fish?

 

[mlb3c]

because it takes too long to get to the back garden?

 

[poshman]

because it takes too long to get to the back garden?

that would be a garden pea then

 

[Steve]

They are marking their territory. Males do it - and my bitch always stops and sniffs lamp posts on walks.






<awaits rude comments>


and fao the mods, bitch is not a rude word in this case

 

[JohnD]

She sounds like rather a weird girl.

 

[BOB.DOLE]

And why dont Goldfish get bored in their Bowl, swimming around day after day round and round does my head in watching them.

 

[mlb3c]

And why dont Goldfish get bored in their Bowl, swimming around day after day round and round does my head in watching them.

how do you know they're not bored?.....lets face it....bubbles??? thats probably the most they have to look forward to.

 

[Steve]

And why dont Goldfish get bored in their Bowl, swimming around day after day round and round does my head in watching them.

WTF has that got to do with dogs p***ing up lamp posts?

And what do you expect them to do? dolphin jumps? bit of acrobatic upside down swimming perhaps?

 

[Nige F]

The doggies held a meeting.they came from near+far...some came by motorcycle,and some by motorcar........they all went in the meeting and without a second look ...each dog unclipped it`s anus and hung it on a hook.....one dog was not invited , it sorely raised his ire....he ran into the meeting hall, and loudly shouted FIRE.........now in the mad confusion, and without a second look each dog grabbed anothers anus off of another hook.............Now that`s the reason why, sir on land or sea or foam and that`s the reason why sir, when doggies choose to roam ..........they`ll sniff each others ani to see if it`s their own

 

[noodlz]

So Nige is really Richard Digance...or be it Pam Ayres?

 

[Moz]

I remember many years ago seeing Pam Ayres nakkid in a copy of Club mag , Frightful , an she was as hairy as a dog , well it was the 70s ,lol