if the Green party wins power in May.
Did I say that?
I think there's as much chance of the Monster Raving Greens taking power as there is of the Limp Dems. In fact, when I imagine the sort of people who vote for either party, I see very similar images: sandals, beards (and that's just the women), vegetarians, rose-tinted glasses, etc.
Hang on. I have a beard, I'm a (nearly) vegetarian, I wear glasses. I must be a Limp Greenie!