Writing a song about a rant about life - input invited

[Dangee]

(Joke Connie......... Sorry)

 

[Brigadier]

New item: Where have all the weatherMEN gone?

I couldn't care less!

https://images.app.goo.gl/UUgp6xvzyLmDyg6E9

 

[Ihavenojob]

New item: Where have all the weatherMEN gone? (and news readers too)
I think that line is a chorus in itself.

Probably cheaper to employ women.

 

[securespark]

Worse are the dog sht flingers(dog sht in bag in tree)..utter madness

Some @RSE keeps stuffing their dog shiiit bags in our green bin.

This leads me to the conclusion that not only are they lazy, they are stupid. Surely they know faeces and plastic are not items that can go in the green bin?