Xmas tree

[pipme]

Bet you all forgot to produce your sawn off christmas tree .... personal security guaranteed !!

 

[kendor]

sawing as we speak

 

[david and julie]

Perhaps thats why your mouths full of S**T?

 

[Thermo]

im well and truely lost!

 

[kendor]

don't worry thermo it's just D&J being thoroughly obnoxious!

 

[Thermo]

oh i understand the insult, just not the sawn of xmas tree bit!

 

[kendor]

Ah that's the great unanswered question that only pip can answer

 

[AdamW]

I don't get it, I followed your instructions, now I've just got a big pile of plastic sawdust and a bendy stick of plastic that would be absolutely useless for coshing burglars.

I don't understand this Christmas lark. My mum wanted earrings so I gave her a pair of bangles. She didn't seem too happy when she unwrapped Susanna Hoffs and Vicki Peterson... They didn't look too thrilled themselves come to think of it. Still, they say you give presents that you would want yourself

 

[kendor]

I don't get it, I followed your instructions, now I've just got a big pile of plastic sawdust and a bendy stick of plastic that would be absolutely useless for coshing burglars.

I don't understand this Christmas lark. My mum wanted earrings so I gave her a pair of bangles. She didn't seem too happy when she unwrapped Susanna Hoffs and Vicki Peterson... They didn't look too thrilled themselves come to think of it. Still, they say you give presents that you would want yourself

so it was just another manic monday round your house then?

 

[AdamW]

Well, "If she knew what she wants", why didn't she tell me instead of letting me guess and getting the wrong type of bangles?

Neither of them are big girls but after carrying them back from the shops I couldn't help but "Walk like an Egyptian".

 

[pipme]

oh i understand the insult, just not the sawn of xmas tree bit!

This administers the old 'Somerset sunset' ---- If applied vigorously to uninvited guest, tends to impart inverse Christmas spirit and ensure several daze free B&B at ITU