A mature (over 40) lady gets pulled over for speeding...

[Blasphemous]

I'm more of a thigh man myself.

How many do you want John?...

 

[JohnD]

ugh! You've killed her and cut her up!

What are you, the Yorkshire Kipper?

I was thinking more like

and two is the ideal number.

 

[John506]

Good one

Have to try that one if I get pulled!