Aircraft boarding etiquette

[Roy Bloom]

Acker Bilk was on here?
I'm impressed.

Artie Shaw is next.
Followed by Benny Goodman.

Ooh, that'll make five of us.
Oh good I can play my Bass Clarinet. It's my favorite.

I wonder if I can talk them into playing Phillip Sparkes' Mary's Boy Child

 

[Mottie]

Ooh, that'll make five of us.

Four. You're counting yourself twice.

 

[Roy Bloom]

Four. You're counting yourself twice.

I'd have to count myself multiple times according to rumour.

We could have a massed band

I thought you were ignoring me?
Piqued your interest all of a sudden?

 

[Mottie]

I thought you were ignoring me?

You're off my ignore list but I can’t ignore you when I see the utter shît that you post, Angle/Roy/Pat et al. Why do you do it? Are you that ignored in real life that you have to take on different persona's online just to get a reaction or some form of human interaction?

 

[DP]

Recently we boarded a Virgin flight, when we reached our seats two people were sat in them, they were very polite and realised their error and quickly vacated, I was placing my cabin bag in the overhead when a woman with a loud voice complained I was holding them up, I asked her what I was supposed to do, and she muttered something under her breath, I asked her to repeat, by this time we were seated and she and her hubby moved on muttering

Watch Jim Jeffries on boarding etiquette
guy is very funny.
Does one about Americans and guns

 

[Roy Bloom]

You're off my ignore list but I can’t ignore you when I see the utter shît that you post,

That's the problem with putting someone on your ignore list, you can't see what they're saying. Except in your case you can.
Is that some sort of paranormal ability?

, Angle/Roy/Pat et al. Why do you do it? Are you that ignored in real life that you have to take on different persona's online just to get a reaction or some form of human interaction?

I understand the others were banned, Am I correct in my understanding?
I believe you have stated that they were banned?
If that is the case, your question is not based on your own awareness, quite the reverse.

Would that apply to your claims about Brexit as well?

 

[SirGalahad]

About time they started charging fatties for two seats why should people sitting next to them have to suffer being squeezed up

Imagine sitting next to scruffy and sweaty people,