An opportunity for gold?

[AdamW]

I have heard, from a trailer for "Booze Britain", that the British drink more in a session than the inhabitants of any other EU country.

Now, we have the Olympics coming up. Every time they adopt new sports, and there is generally a nod in the direction of the host country when deciding these sports...

Can you see where I'm going with this?

 

[Richardp]

I have heard, from a trailer for "Booze Britain", that the British drink more in a session than the inhabitants of any other EU country.

Now, we have the Olympics coming up. Every time they adopt new sports, and there is generally a nod in the direction of the host country when deciding these sports...

Can you see where I'm going with this?

Umm! yes, well I'd be thick if I did'nt!!! what was it again??

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[AdamW]

Olympic Binge Drinking... think about it, we'd win every time!

You could even make it a triathlon:

Event 1) Carrying 5 full pints, 100 feet, through a crowd without spilling them.

Event 2) drink all 5 pints, as quickly as possible

Event 3) wrestling

Points deducted for spillage.

 

[petewood]

This is a revelation for me, now I know what I have been in training for since I was 18.

 

[Diyisfun]

you missed, argue with officials (opps ment PC's)

 

[johnny_t]

Shouldn't it include some urinal-based events ??


Unwrap the cigarette butt

Hit the very centre of the plug hole

Move the pineapple cubes into formation.


That sort of thing. Points off for splashing........

 

[ban-all-sheds]

Add in wetting yourself and projectile vomiting, and we'd have enough for a heptathlon..