And you wonder why I'm having problems with English?

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Reasons why the English language is so hard to learn:

1) The bandage was wound around the wound.

2) The farm was used to produce produce.

3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.

4) We must polish the Polish furniture.

5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.

6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.

7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.

8 ) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.

9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.

10) I did not object to the object.

11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.

12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.

13) They were too close to the door to close it.

14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.

15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.

16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.

17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

18 ) After a number of injections my jaw got number.

19) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.

20) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.

21) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple.

English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in France.

Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat.

Quicksand works slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham?

If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth beeth?
One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 meese?

Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend.

If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it? Is it an odd, or an end?

If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught?

If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?

In what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Ship by truck and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell?

How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?

You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out and in which, an alarm goes off by going on.

English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the creativity of the human race, which, of course, is not a race at all. That is why, when the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible.

P.S. - Why doesn't "Buick" rhyme with "quick"?

I rest my case. And you think Dutch is difficult!
 
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no mention of

Tough = tuff

Bough = bow ( as in bow to the queen not bow as in fiddlers bow )

Through = throo

Cough = coff

Dough = doe

Thought = thort

But I can have a laugh = larf :D :D :D
 
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it takes you 30 secs to write it

it takes me one click to remove it
 
Slogger, you might be angry, but WTF do you SPAM every post, that's not doing you any good
 
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Well, it's not working, so stop being a nuicance to others, or set-up your own forum.
If you're angry, you're angry. I'm getting angry with you for acting like this = spamming every post this morning. there are other ways.
 
WoodYouLike said:
WoodYouLike said:
set-up your own forum.
so u dont want freedom of speech here >>> ?? even thought what i said was truthfull with no swearing and no religion was hurt in the making of it


why would you agree to that
 
I wnat you to leave other posts alone. That's what I want.
You are abusing our freedom of speech
 
that will happen when i get my right to post my threads and they stay up in the mean time i will endevour to let other see the light


praise the lord n pass the ammunition

ps wanna video
 
mandiehun said:
its pointless even replying woodyoulike, you wont get anywhere,unfortunately :rolleyes:

could be mandiehum, but I don't care how much he thinks he's right, or how futile responding to him is.
But it's the principle that counts at the moment. He wants justice (what for I still don't know, must be the same old, same old) and if no one agrees with him he's playing the spoiled child.
Well, those children will be told off, otherwise they think they can get away with everything.
 
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