Can I fit an unvented cylinder...

[ban-all-sheds]

I believe that I can't see where it says that you have to hold a qualification.

Do you believe that you can see where it says you do?

and that would suit you just fine mister wouldn't it

Whether it suits me or not is irrelevant - the fact is that I can't see anywhere there where it says that you have to hold a qualification.

Do you believe that you can see where it says you do?

you are just an argument seeker

No I'm not - I'm just asking you to explain why you are saying things that make absolutely no sense.

your *** mate can't even dechipher his own posts

Are you hoping that if you become offensive enough that this thread will get locked and you will be spared the embarrassment of having your nonsense exposed?

big well thought out argument

Asking you to explain why you say that someone would end up in court for doing something which you say is not illegal, and asking you to tell me what offence they would be charged with is not an "argument", it's just asking you reasonable questions, and ones which you claim you are able to answer.

p**s off bas

Do you think that that is an intelligent and adult reaction to a civil question asking you to explain something you have said?

 

[kevplumb]

you have had your answers

end of

as for being offensive

what the hell does a dilutie and a big nosed *** know about unvented

that offensive enough for you

now go cry to the mods

i'm a broken man

 

[ajstoneservices]

Fek an eleven page argument and i have not been involved i must be slacking, Asstoneservices bengas fancy joining in with me

I ain't falling for that one I'll say something funny to which you'll reply(it wont be funny ) I'll pop out to Tesco and when I come back the thread will be locked so, do one cos this one's got legs yet.

 

[namsag]

Yeah dont know why that got locked we hadn`t even started on the abuse,..
Be a man and send her to tescos in future

 

[ajstoneservices]

Yeah dont know why that got locked

I do..... you again!. I cant let her go we'd just get food

 

[ban-all-sheds]

you have had your answers

end of

No - I have had lots of posts made in response to mine - there is a difference.

kevplumb wrote:
whats odd about it big mouth

The fact that you keep saying things here which you are unable to explain.

balls

Well - if you are able to explain, will you tell me why you are persistently refusing to do so?

I can't see where you have answered that.

manslaughter

You see this is more nonsense - why on earth would you be charged with manslaughter if you worked on a hot water storage vessel which does not incorporate a vent pipe to the atmosphere?

You say you are able to explain why, so please do.

I can't see where you have answered that.

Please explain why you keep saying that someone will finish up in front of a judge for doing something which you have said is not illegal.

I can't see where you have answered that.

kevplumb wrote:
tell it to the judge

Which judge?

Why would there be one to whom you needed to tell it?

because you will be in the dock

Charged with committing what offence?

I can't see where you have answered that.

as for being offensive

what the hell does a dilutie and a big nosed *** know about unvented

that offensive enough for you

The question is do you think it's offensive enough for the mods to lock this topic so that you don't have to explain why you are writing so much nonsense, or have it made clear by your repeated refusals to explain that not only is it nonsense but you know that it is?

now go cry to the mods

No - because then they might lock the thread and you won't be able to explain why you keep saying that someone would end up in court for doing something which you say is not illegal, and what offence they would be charged with.

 

[kevplumb]

go do your homework dickhead

personally i can't be arsed with pedantic pratts

you know nowt but you have a big mouth

go put it to some good use

like in a bar in soho

 

[palerider45]

Mr ban all sheds

the simple explanation which i think you fail to understand is, if you install a unvented cylinder, hot water storage vassel or any gas equipment and it goes wrong, blows up and maims or kills someone you will end up in court if its found to be because of faulty installation, thats where you will see a judge closely followed by a prison officer then knuckles on e wing


whats wrong with sheds

 

[ban-all-sheds]

go do your homework d******d

Gladly - if you could just tell me where I can find out why someone would end up in court for doing something which is not illegal, and what offence they'd be charged with I would love to read up on it.

personally i can't be a***d with pedantic pratts

Maybe you can't, but as objecting to gross errors and ridiculous nonsense doesn't qualify as pedantry, so you can't be referring to me and therefore your dislike of pedantry can't be a reason for you not to tell me why you keep saying that someone would end up in court for doing something which you say is not illegal, and what offence they would be charged with.

you know nowt but you have a big mouth

I do know that it is not against the law for someone unqualified to work on a hot water storage vessel which does not incorporate a vent pipe to the atmosphere.

As do you.

But there is one thing I don't know, and that's why you keep saying that someone would end up in court for doing something which you say is not illegal, and what offence they would be charged with.

Can you help me with that one?

 

[kevplumb]

do it then

go for it

feel free

help yourself

do i really give a flying

however i do object to dick heads like you and your pratt of a mate giving the general public duff advice
that could cause injury

more so on a subject you know nothing about

go back to twisting wires

 

[ban-all-sheds]

Mr ban all sheds

the simple explanation which i think you fail to understand is, if you install a unvented cylinder, hot water storage vassel or any gas equipment and it goes wrong, blows up and maims or kills someone you will end up in court if its found to be because of faulty installation, thats where you will see a judge closely followed by a prison officer then knuckles on e wing

Indeed - if it goes wrong etc, but not once has anybody said that that is what you'll end up in court for - they've banged on and on and on and on and on and on and on about how you'll end up on court for just doing the work, and never explained why.

And even if you were in court because of something that had gone wrong, being unqualified to do the work would not be one of the charges you'd face.

whats wrong with sheds

not

 

[kevplumb]

uneducated

w**********

 

[ban-all-sheds]

do i really give a flying

You certainly have been determined to get me to accept that someone could go to court for doing something which is not illegal.

however i do object to dick heads like you and your pratt of a mate giving the general public duff advice
that could cause injury

What duff advice have I given people here?

Please quote the actual words from the actual posts of mine which contain duff advice, or that assertion is going to look just like one more nonsense one in a never ending stream of nonsense ones from you.

more so on a subject you know nothing about

I know that it is not illegal for someone unqualified to work on a hot water storage vessel which does not incorporate a vent pipe to the atmosphere.

As do you.

But there is one thing I don't know, and that's why you keep saying that someone would end up in court for doing something which you say is not illegal, and what offence they would be charged with.

Can you help me with that one?

uneducated

Actually I'm not, but I'm always ready to learn more things.

One thing I'd like to learn is why you keep saying that someone would end up in court for doing something which you say is not illegal, and what offence they would be charged with.

Can you help me with that one?

w**********

Wouldn't providing civil and useful answers to valid and civil questions be a better way to behave?

 

[Corgigrouch]

Palerider, I think that Mr Nosheds is fully aware of what Kev is trying to convey but it seems like he has found a great big key and is winding it..

Sometimes you just have to accept when you are told that something cant or shouldn't be done for the sake of your own health. This is what Kev and for that matter most of us try to convey to the folk who ask "Can I fit my own boiler" or "can I fit my own unvented"

Of course anyone can do anything they like and frequently do but it would be negligent for us to encourage someone to do something that we feel is beyond their abilities, since we all give our time freely and do help a lot of folk, it is the most simple solution to advise sometimes that it is against the law rather than type a screen of text explaining in minutia the circumstances where the general public can and should not do what they want to do... Thus making more time to answer questions.

Of course there will always be pedants such as Mr Shedless who wish to demonstrate how clever they are with points of law but missing the point that they could put someone at risk by sharing the truth. There are plenty of folk out there who would give fitting an unvented a go but I really wouldn't want to live next door to them and for everyones sake I would like to discourage them

 

[Agile]

I wonder how many of these barrack room lawers have had any legal training?

Buried deep within the postings is just one small part which I thonk should have been deleted by a mod.