Aww bless...Come on lad, get it all out your system, get all the abuse, the point scoring, the having a pop's out once and for all. There there, you may feel better after and perhaps we can all move on.
'Sodthis' is going for the patronising approach...
Are you trying to make yourself feel 'big' again? It's not working, trust me.
'Knee high to a grasshopper' is as 'big' as you'll ever get
Better check your own abuse/point scoring first btw