I can tell you've never had to brave the bog facilities in foreign climes in the forces then, Joe - campsite ones are a walk in the park compared to sitting on a wooden box, with a**e-sized hole, over a 6 foot deep trench, next to half a dozen grunters and groaners at the same time, intermingled with the sounds of kerplosh into the sea of previously-laid turds below with associated dangers of splash-back and not forgetting the associated smell...