Chat up lines

[markie]

Just made this up so be gentle on me.

approach the opposite sex and say, do you think i'm pi#sed/drunk ?

And if they say yes, then say is that why i thought you were nice looking,

It will /could be a ice breaker to get chatting, or you could get a slap

 

[splinter]

Markie ,
Please do tell us how you get on with that one

 

[markie]

splinter

i've just made it up so i think you should give it a go first and report back to see if it works, ( i don't like pain )

 

[markie]

splinter you are not a female by any chance are you ? the rolling eyes made me think you are,

 

[splinter]

Markie ,
Getting that desperat eehh

 

[markie]

splinter do not comprehend please elaborate,

 

[WoodYouLike]

I'm still waiting for more 'sensitive' lines (but I think I'll wait in vain )

 

[poshman]

Let's turn this around, what chat-up lines would you guys love to hear?

hello big boy is that a pen in your pocket or what?

a woman asked me if i had a canoe in my pocket

 

[poshman]

fancy going halves in a baby

 

[WoodYouLike]

fancy going halves in a baby

(don't get me wrong here!)

 

[toffee]

we are still waiting for your piccy poshman...

 

[Moz]

WoodYouLike

the best chat up from a female ..

Hiya , do you want another pint ?

for guys to the female
the best one I learnt over the years in pubs is this ...


DONT EVER USE THEM ......!!!!!! NEVER !!!!
you will crash an burn ...lol

Just introduce you self after lots of eye contact/body language ,
buy her a drink ...
be confident but not arrogant ,

an MOST OF all be Cheerful an Interested in her replies to your questions/chat ..

she may not Fancy you.....
but hey at least she will see you as a great friendly bloke in that pub ,
an she may have a tasty mate next time ..lol

 

[poshman]

we are still waiting for your piccy poshman...

wow toffs you have got a memory it will be worth waiting for i assure you ive been given instructions of how to post it but i still dont know how to do it

 

[toffee]

I dont know... all talk no action!