Dogs in shops.

[Bodd]

I’ve had a finger up my bum. That smarted.

How was it. ? be careful some start with a finger then get onto posts once finger get boring.

 

[sodthisforfun]

You two are weird - and a tad obsessed with what you want up your bums.
Takes all sorts I suppose!

 

[Bodd]

You two are weird - and a tad obsessed with what you want up your bums.
Takes all sorts I suppose!

licorice is a laxative
but Sod your putting Bertie Bassett in the wrong end...

 

[Mottie]

You two are weird - and a tad obsessed with what you want up your bums.
Takes all sorts I suppose!

We'd know more about having a finger up our bums than you ever would.
I’ve got it coming again in April.

 

[crystal ball]

Wait till its a camera or Proctoscope, sharp intake of breath

 

[noseall]

You two are weird - and a tad obsessed with what you want up your bums

Correct.

 

[fillyboy]

Neither do I. I always wash the poo off my face when getting unwanted splashes
whilst rodding drains.

hehe, on a few occasions I've ripped out a toilet, and an hour later whilst sitting down enjoying my sandwich, I've suddenly stopped and thought, I really should have washed my hands.

Once, when refurbing a flat in London, I was staying there for four nights sleeping on the floor under a dustsheet, this was prior to investing in a camp bed and sleeping bag. Anyway, I'd ripped out the kitchen and bathroom and for some reason, possibly lack of planning, I was down to my last bucket. The owners phoned and insisted on taking me out for dinner, I hadn't shaved for a few days so that night I filled the bucket with cold water from a temporary tap I'd rigged up, and had a wash and shave.
It dawned on me after that the same day I'd used the bucket to mix plaster, and as a lavatory.
The things we do for money eh?

 

[Bodd]

Correct.

Says the man who likes a bit of poo around his chops

 

[crystal ball]

I was on a squad working in a WWTW, one of the guys was down a poo pit undoing a junction box, putting the screws in his mouth, gross

 

[EFLImpudence]

They do say there are more germs on the kitchen work surface than on the bog.

 

[bernardgreen]

Ingesting a few bits of dirt and other unsavoury material keeps the immune system in good shape and ready to combat any real threats.

 

[noseall]

Says the man who likes a bit of poo around his chops

Liar.

 

[Brigadier]

Ingesting a few bits of dirt and other unsavoury material keeps the immune system in good shape and ready to combat any real threats.

Within reason......

 

[Bodd]

Liar.

You are funny....

 

[noseall]

You are funny....

You are not. Quite the opposite.