Ending a letter

[joe-90]

I can imigine the content of this novel:


"She heard the 'clunk, clunk, clunk' of his cloggs on the Oak veneered remanufactured wood consisting of crossply layers to avoid warping, guaranteed not to shrink and waterproof due to 4 layers of acrylic varnish, available in light, medium and dark oak shades, with 10 year guarantee when laid on our fibreboard underlay with added benefit of soundproofing and thermal insulation achieving and exceeding current building control regulations, but must include waterproof membrane when fitted in kitchen or bathroom as failure to do so will invalidate warranty and no correspondence will be entered into (this does not affect your statutory rights), but fitting service is available for the sum of £10.00 per metre plus VAT but cash discount is offered if you pay the fitter on completion of work but if you live a long way from our premises (over 25 miles) a surcharge will be added equivalent to 60 pence per mile, unless it is fitted on a Saturday or Public Holiday when the surcharge will be 90 pence per mile or part therof. A small deposit (non-refundable) is required at the time of placing your order.


Woodyoulike to meet for a drink?"

 

[jbonding]

I can imigine the content of this novel:


"She heard the 'clunk, clunk, clunk' of his cloggs on the Oak veneered remanufactured wood consisting of crossply layers to avoid warping, guaranteed not to shrink and waterproof due to 4 layers of acrylic varnish, available in light, medium and dark oak shades, with 10 year guarantee when laid on our fibreboard underlay with added benefit of soundproofing and thermal insulation achieving and exceeding current building control regulations, but must include waterproof membrane when fitted in kitchen or bathroom as failure to do so will invalidate warranty and no correspondence will be entered into (this does not affect your statutory rights), but fitting service is available for the sum of £10.00 per metre plus VAT but cash discount is offered if you pay the fitter on completion of work but if you live a long way from our premises (over 25 miles) a surcharge will be added equivalent to 60 pence per mile, unless it is fitted on a Saturday or Public Holiday when the surcharge will be 90 pence per mile or part therof. A small deposit (non-refundable) is required at the time of placing your order.


Woodyoulike to meet for a drink?"

Joe dont keep me in suspense, what happens next

 

[keyplayer]

Wot no fingers in dykes.

 

[vokera80e]

How about an E-Note..

You know the saying....."SAY IT WITH"

 

[WoodYouLike]

Say, WoodYouLike, is this book available in all good book shops? And what is it priced at?

Is that what you wanted, you cheeky advertising monkey you?

Tried to avoid that, thought most already knew (hid a link to the dedicated website somewhere in another topic though ) (tittle hidden in sig)
No, not (yet) available in good bookshops (book wholesalers want to large a cut , will wait when wholesalers contact me so I can discuss the discount I want to give them )
Rate mates: offered on free to Empip, doesn't seem to want one and ok £ 1.00 off for DIY-not members collecting the book from our showroom (conditions apply: bring DIY-not memberships card or proof of nickname)

 

[ninebob]

Rate mates....... bring DIY-not memberships card or proof of nickname....

Will this do?

 

[notb665]

I would like to offer this; I think it is very generous:

 

[Richardp]

And I'd like to offer this

 

[Thermo]

How about ending it with this







.

 

[WoodYouLike]

How about ending it with this

.

You mean like this:

But trouble is: i can write, but can't draw

 

[WoodYouLike]

I would like to offer this; I think it is very generous:

It is very generous notb665 and I accept (biljets can still be changed by the National Dutch bank till 1 januari 2032) So yes, PLEASE

 

[hermes]

That must be worth a bob or two?

 

[notb665]

I would like to offer this; I think it is very generous:

It is very generous notb665 and I accept (biljets can still be changed by the National Dutch bank till 1 januari 2032) So yes, PLEASE

I know it's generous, it's because I care - print it out and it's all yours.

 

[WoodYouLike]

Bummer, I thought you 'wood' send me the original

 

[WoodYouLike]

Woodyoulike to meet for a drink?"

You're buying?