Some old duffer Mr Bumbalini visiting his daughter in N I
Stopped by Custums as he gets off the ferry his suit case gets searched . they find 3 pkts of sausages’s
he is stripped searched for other contraband and than duly charged with with ignoring E U law
bail is denied as Mr bumbalini awaits possible extradition to ******
For trial
Mr Bumbalina should have kept quiet about his little enterprise. He must have been overheard.
Remember: Walls have ears!